
"STOP: Classical Music Fan parking only"
Peninsula Daily News reporter Jeff Chew writes that authorities in Sequim, WA plan to use classical music to drive away teens loitering in one of their public parking lots. The theory is that this old fogey music might annoy them enough to scare them off. In that case, they might also try littering the lot with used dentures and colostomy bags. Which composers do they have in their arsenal of torturous music? Oh, you know, just some guys named Mozart, Brahms, and Bach. That ought to do the trick.
It should be curious to see whether this effort drives kids away, inspires vandalism, or if a crowd forms in this parking lot for what might very well serve as the live music event of the year in Sequim (Low blow. I know. Sorry. I can get carried away sometimes). If the project is successful, and what a sad day that would be, the officials intend to use the music in other “problematic” locations. Basically, now that the schools don’t have funding for music programs, the intention of the works will be distorted to even further polarize the audience for classical music programs in Washington state. How can I worry about culture when there are teens rampant in our parking lots, you ask? Oh, the horror! (Peninsula Daily News)